From the Birdhouse…

via yourmonkeycalled:

Here’s another batch of Twitter almosts that have been kicking around my Birdhouse for a long time. It feels good to purge and start fresh every now and then, but I didn’t just want to delete these proto-toots:

> Just tried to donate blood but the guy turned me down. He was like, “This is a Hallmark Store.”

> My favorite app is the Febreze app which is a bottle of Febreze.

> At a school assembly I show extra support for my son by booing the other kids. To establish contrast.